Back Pain Slowing You Down? Side Effects of Pain Pills vs Physical Therapy [Big Pharma Spoof]




BACK PAIN SLOWING YOU DOWN?

UNABLE TO EXERCISE?

TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH YOUR KIDS/GRANDKIDS? ARE YOU AFRAID TO MOVE?

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Just ask your Doctor for the Latest Pain Pill…

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Side Effects of Pain Pills:

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Death,

Don’t drink alcohol,

Don’t operate heavy machinery,

Rash, Hives, Blisters,

Constipation, Stomach Bleeding,

Swelling of the Legs, Feet and Hands,

Diarrhea, Nausea,

Bleeding out of your eyeballs,

Trouble breathing, Migraines,

Headaches, Dizziness…

 

JUST KIDDING!

Ask Your Doctor For A Referral to Physical Therapy from CORE Therapy & Pilates…

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SIDE EFFECTS OF PHYSICAL THERAPY:

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You are going to have to work hard and make an effort…

Some of it might be uncomfortable for a few minutes at a time…

You are going to get healthier…

You are going to learn a home exercise program…

Avoid Surgery…

Avoid Injections…

Avoid OPIOIDS!…

Promotes Active Lifestyle…

Increased Mood…

Learn to Move Properly…

Positive Lifestyle Changes…

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We Have The Best Drug Available at CORE

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We are holistic providers with an alternative and effective approach to health and wellness…

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Stephen Dunn

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